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<\/p>\nThe Aristocrat Blowing Big Farts<\/p>\n
While Stephen Nash was in town, he got in touch with an acquaintance we’d met in 2004.\u00a0 He is an interesting character with certain abilities that are somewhat rare.\u00a0 In essence, he is a representative of a certain archetype.\u00a0 He is the spawn of a certain way of being.\u00a0 He represents the Aristocrat with the big farts.\u00a0 That’s part of the adventure of having been involved with this stuff.\u00a0 It’s having met such a range of individuals who normally you wouldn’t cross paths with, and probably wouldn’t want to either.<\/p>\n
Granted, part of this Blog is about dating, but I am more interested in people, social psychology and human interaction and character.\u00a0 So with that in mind, let’s get to the Aristocrat.<\/p>\n
Chances are you may have met such people at some point.\u00a0 If you haven’t, they’re exactly like the stereotype you see portrayed in movies.\u00a0 Their patters of behavior are usually similar and contemptible.\u00a0\u00a0 So who are they?<\/p>\n
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They’re the type of people who are always bragging about something grandiose; they host get-togethers with their quasi-friends, at douchebag parties, and pat each other on the back as they subtly try to do outdo each other, but they pretend that that they are not trying to do that, and the other sides pretends to pretend that they don’t know what’s going on within the dynamic.<\/p>\n
All in the meanwhile, the entire place stinks with their farts, and everyone knows exactly what is going on.<\/p>\n
You know they’ve been in the room, because they’re out blowing big farts.\u00a0 You can smell they have been there after the fact.\u00a0 They actually want you<\/span> to know they’ve been there.<\/p>\n Walk into any conversation and you’ll hear namedropping about where they went for vacation, whether Monaco or some resort in Thailand that cost 10, 000 dollars per night in the case of our acquaintance we for dinner.\u00a0 Here is the kicker: The stories are never described in the sense of sharing the good time with someone else so that they can enjoy it vicariously through you.\u00a0 There is always the subtext of “Look at how great my life is” and “I am better than you are” to every conversation.<\/p>\n The conversational dynamics are one sided.\u00a0 They never seem to ask how you’re doing, or they may ask briefly but they don’t care for your answer. That becomes evident when, after 2 minutes, they change the topic immediately.<\/p>\n Sometimes such people even give you advice!\u00a0 Yet, the advice lacks any human compassion.\u00a0 It becomes abundantly clear that they’re not giving you advice because they care to see you better or they want to help, but it’s so that THEY can feel like some powerful guru.\u00a0 (Even if they are not in the guru business.)<\/p>\n These are the people who want you to believe they’re in the intellectual elite of society.\u00a0 Their average IQ is somewhere around 110-120.\u00a0 There exists the problem: They’re definitely smarter than the average person, but not smart enough to see how fucked up they are. <\/strong><\/p>\n Los Angeles seems to attract a special breed of these people.\u00a0 It’s difficult to say which city has the most pretentious Aristocrats, LA or NYC.<\/p>\n Signs of the Aristocrat who blows big farts:<\/p>\n He\/she is the Pretentious Aristocrat blowing big farts!!!<\/p>\n ———————————-<\/p>\n In his own mind, he is a legend I am sure.\u00a0 In real life, he is a worthless mooch.<\/p>\n He has made a career of siphoning things off of other people, but in his mind, he sees himself as a swashbuckling adventurer.\u00a0 He speaks as though he has done spectacular things that would leave mere mortals in envy and yet, on some level, he is a glorified bum.<\/p>\n For this reason, I’ve nicknamed him “Wannabe Dangerously.”<\/p>\n He is not a pick up teacher or a dating advisor and you’re not going to hear about him very much, yet most of the guys from back in the project Hollywood know him.\u00a0 Thus, I can’t use his real name in this post, but his persona sure begs being dissected.\u00a0 He is not even an Aristocrat, but he is a wannabe who has learned to infiltrate their circles and leech off of them.<\/p>\n “Wannabe Dangerously” [WD] always manages to attach himself to people with high social status.\u00a0 What’s more fascinating is his ability to be able to charm people of high social status into giving him things, allowing him to stay at their mansions, etc.\u00a0 He is a charming version of Cato Kalin.\u00a0 He has gone through long periods of not having an actual home and yet he has managed to find places to stay.\u00a0\u00a0 We are not talking crashing on your pal’s couch here.\u00a0 We are talking having your own room in a magnificent house for free.\u00a0 This is his specialty.<\/p>\n Perhaps, the most interesting thing about him is his ability to convince himself that he is somehow drawn to these people because he genuinely thinks of them as interesting cool people.\u00a0 IF he lived in Africa, he’d have his own suite at the mansion of some Warlord who slaughtered women and Children for breakfast, and “Wannabe Dangerously” would convince himself that this warlord was a genuinely good guy who was trying to help these people.<\/p>\n In the “Project Hollywood” days, it was no different.\u00a0 He would come around and focus on charming those whom he saw as having value in his eyes.\u00a0 He’d hover around Mystery and Tyler while being condescending to many of the other guys there, (even though the other guys were actually more genuine, cordial dudes who ultimately were more interesting as well.)<\/p>\n Barry Kirkey used to joke about how WD just wanted to suck Tyler all the time, and Seth called him, “3 Stories.”\u00a0 To this day, if you want to get a reaction out of Barry, just bring up the experience of dealing with WD.<\/p>\n Part of WD’s ability to charm certain high status people is that he is a snob just like they are, and somehow they are able to connect on that level.\u00a0\u00a0 In essence, he does not attract high social status people who are actually genuine people.\u00a0\u00a0 For the most part, he tends to attract people who are likeminded like he is, and then he somehow charms them into giving him free shit.\u00a0 This guy could make a million dollars if he could ever reverse engineer how he is able to charm and seduce pretentious rich people into giving him free services.<\/p>\n Part of that ability comes from his grandiose stories, and this is why Seth had nicknamed him “3 Stories.’\u00a0 Seth had met WD on several occasions and every single time, WD had repeated the exact same 3 stories by him.\u00a0 He uses the grandiose stories to charm very tactfully.\u00a0 Well, except for one time when he met a New Yorker acquaintance of mine who had just moved to Santa Monica.<\/p>\n Wannabe Dangerously figured the guy in his 20s didn’t have a whole lot of money so he figured he’d cut through the chase and discover if the guy has rich parents.\u00a0 He posed the question: “So, what’s your story?\u00a0 Are you one of the Rich New York Jews?”<\/p>\n ————————<\/p>\n The saga of “Tittlian logic”<\/p>\n In true form, WD, kept us informed of his newest stories and one in particular was some new pseudo bullshit science that was meant to tantalize us and encourage us to worship him.<\/p>\n Wannabe Dangerously turns to us and says, “Have you heard of the concept of Tittilian logic?”\u00a0 (Ps.\u00a0 I have no idea how to spell this and if you do know, email me.)\u00a0 Stephen and I have not heard of this grand concept, so the mad genius decides to inform us of what it is.\u00a0 He starts to focus on me more as he explains the concept, but he sets it up as though it’s something so profound, so deep, that I should be experiencing goose bumps as he tells me.<\/p>\n So, as I am wondering if I should break out a protractors, and if WD is going to share knowledge that will require drawings of cosigns and tangents, advanced Calculus, theoretical physics not to mention the usage of Euclidian and non-Euclidian geometry, I think that maybe I should even get my brother on the phone (He is a mathematics genius), and prep for this even, WD starts his rant:<\/p>\n “You see, it’s this incredible concept that challenges cause and effect.\u00a0 In our universe we think as cause happening before the event.\u00a0 That is the way Cause & Effect is traditionally thought of.”<\/p>\n Words on a screen cannot do his explanation justice.\u00a0 I’d have to do an impression of WD.\u00a0 His body language has to be witnessed, his tonality has to be heard.\u00a0 His face occasionally looks up towards the ceiling as though he is grasping the knowledge from the Heavens and his arms move up and down, while his voice jumps a few octaves every so often.\u00a0 It’s as though Einstein is talking to a group of first graders who just started school.<\/p>\n We concur with his basic premise of “Cause and Effect.”\u00a0 I am familiar with basic physics after all, and\u00a0 Newton’s first law, although I think WD would find it hard to believe.<\/p>\n Wannabe Dangerously continues:<\/p>\n “Tittilian logic challenges that.\u00a0 It says sometimes the effect brings about the cause. \u00a0For example, when someone says, \u2018I want to go to the moon.’\u00a0 Well, the causes that would enable that to happen haven’t even happened yet.\u00a0 The causes are not in place yet to allow that to happen.\u00a0 The causes come from the vision and the effect.<\/p>\n Unimpressed, I reply:<\/p>\n “Sounds like, a person’s idea being a cause or a genesis of sorts that triggers a sequence of events.”<\/p>\n Wannabe Dangerously is displeased.\u00a0 Condescendingly, he replies:<\/p>\n “well, Yes, you can get into circular logic that way.”<\/p>\n I tell him, “Seems like a lot of events in the world, both good and bad, have come from ideas of certain people.\u00a0 Ideas are the cause of a chain reaction.”<\/p>\n The Mad\u00a0genius\u00a0is pleased again.\u00a0 He tells me, “Yes, that’s what this is about.”\u00a0 Then he continued with his story that reeked of more bullshit which is not worth writing about at this time.<\/p>\n The key point to take away is that this is the calling card of this archetype.\u00a0 Take some concept which is relatively simple and exaggerate it into something intellectually spectacular,\u00a0 and discuss it as though it’s something that would leave Einstein and Newton in envy, and then have a condescending attitude about the fact that you knew it and your opposition (Errrr..I mean pals)\u00a0 didn’t.<\/p>\n —————————-<\/p>\n\n
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