{"id":586,"date":"2009-04-08T03:16:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T10:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/attractwomenanywhere.com\/blog\/?p=586"},"modified":"2011-01-03T19:18:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T02:18:40","slug":"to-jerk-or-not-to-jerk-that-is-the-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/attractwomenanywhere.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/08\/to-jerk-or-not-to-jerk-that-is-the-question\/","title":{"rendered":"To Jerk or Not to Jerk, That is the Question!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Should you Masturbate Before a Date? <\/span><\/h2>\n

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Let’s talk about an often debated theme amongst wise men: To Masturbate before a date or not!<\/p>\n

-There are 2 schools of thoughts on this issue!\u00a0 Two diametrically opposed ways of thinking:<\/p>\n

One school of thought tells ya that you need to have your mojo, to go in with a fully loaded gun, to have that hunger and a bit of masculine aggression.\u00a0 Hence, you must refrain from doing any such leisurely activity.<\/p>\n

Another school of thought says, you gotta clean the pipes before you head out so you can think clearly, and have actually interesting conversation without thinking about having sex with her every 15 to 30 seconds….<\/p>\n

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The both seem to make sense, and both school make valid points.\u00a0 So, I am going to clear the confusion up once and for all.\u00a0 It all boils down to testosterone and before I can answer this question, we have to talk about the nuances of it.<\/p>\n

Testosterone is a dangerous thing.\u00a0 By comparison, alcohol gets a bad rap.\u00a0 Testosterone will make you do things Alcohol never could.\u00a0\u00a0 When those levels peak, everything becomes blurred, lines of reasoning become curved, and your sense of judgment is worse than the guys who thought the Yugo would make a great import.<\/p>\n

Yep, Testosterone make you do things you are not proud of.\u00a0 It’ll have you thinking thoughts that are not proud of.\u00a0 Testosterone will have you looking at the exhaust pipe of a car thinking, “I Wonder if anyone has ever fucked a car!\u00a0 The Pipe IS Warm enough…..\u00a0 Sure, when it’s too hot, it’ll melt the skin off, but man, you wait 15 minutes, and that baby is ripe.\u00a0 It’s primed to go”<\/p>\n

To this effect, I think somewhere, some guy, has tried this.\u00a0 Somewhere in America, parents have walked in on their teenage son with his penis stock in the family Oldsmobile’s tailpipe parked in the garage….\u00a0 Yes, that’s what testosterone will make you do.<\/p>\n