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I am starting a topic of Blog entries where I’ll be exposing bullshit dating Advice sites.\u00a0 Now, I can’t name names of direct companies, but I’ll give you some hints that you can apply yourself.\u00a0 Today’s entry has to be credited to by my buddy Jay [AKA Formhandle] because he sent out a twitter message regarding this very dynamic:<\/p>\n
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- \u00a0Dating-Advice sites with photos of Bikini Clad women all over<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
\u00a0Nothing screams bullshit more than a dating site that has plastered photographs of bikini-clad women all over it.\u00a0 (Well, unless you’re watching old music videos of Ricky Martin or George Michael trying to act straight.\u00a0 That’s topic for another day, however.)<\/p>\n
\u00a0I mean I can appreciate the underhanded attempts at legitimacy.\u00a0 Sure, photos of hot women in bikinis must mean that the advice is legit.\u00a0 I mean how could you not conclude that?\u00a0 In fact, those women were probably photographed by the same writers using the very advice they’re dishing out.<\/p>\n
\u00a0What’s next?\u00a0 Maybe we can extrapolate that to various industries.\u00a0\u00a0 If it’s one industry that can use a facelift, it’s fast food.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0We’ll be seeing photographs of Filet Mignon and Top Sirloin steaks from grass-fed organically raised Cows on the walls of McDonald’s and Taco Bell. Imagine walking to your local McDonald’s tomorrow and seeing photographs of happy cows in nature giving each other high-fives.\u00a0 There is Shepard in the back reading a copy of the “Alchemist” about to take a nap.\u00a0 All part of the free flowing fun in nature.\u00a0 Certainly better than the image of low grade beef from diseased cows that were pumped full of antibiotics and hormones.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0I think the Nudie-bar industry could use the same strategy.\u00a0 I imagine a strip-club where there are studious photographs of the very strippers you just saw grinding\/dry humping a pervert in sweatpants.\u00a0\u00a0 There could be photos of them in the libraries of Harvard and Stanford where they spent their time after the shift is over studying for their PH.D in advanced genetic sciences.\u00a0 Yes, they be conducting advanced stem cell research to cure the diseases of the guy they just blew in the back for a few ounces of weed.\u00a0\u00a0 Not to mention a philanthropic dedication to African children that would even make Angelina Jolie envious.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Genetic Research at Work<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n \u00a0All this to the tune of Louis Armstrong’s “What a wonderful world.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0Call me crazy, but something tells me you’d be slightly skeptical.\u00a0 Well, the same applies to dating sites plastering hot women all over.\u00a0 In fact, there probably is a scientific correlation of poor advice to hot-women photos. There is an inverse ratio:\u00a0 The more hot bikini-women photos, the poorer the advice.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0This is just the first in the series of spotting bullshit.\u00a0 Stay tuned for future Blog entries where I’ll discuss how to spot bullshit just from looking at the photos of someone and how to spot a guru who most likely has no friends outside of his devout followers on the World Wide Web…..<\/p>\n
\u00a0More episodes to come….\u00a0 In the meanwhile, back to bikinis.\u00a0 If you’re a connoisseur of bikinis and are in the market to purchase one for a girl you’ve been dating recently, you’re partaking in a noble cause. Here is a link to help you pick out the proper swimsuit for your new girlfriend.<\/p>\n